An advert for the Thriller genre

Slightly psychopathic? Haunted by wrongs from your past? well we want you! If you love tense situations that lead into violence or death, you must be able to show the darks side of society. Experienced in stalking or being paranoid is essential. Seeking vengeance on society or specific people? Intent on murder or crime? Must be comfortable in dark alleyways, basements, creepy run down towns.